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go take a shower

by Alex666420 August 7, 2020
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take one for the team

Make a suicide rush into a mass of enemies as a distraction (mostly used in online games ex. Halo 2)
by Fuzzz April 8, 2005
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taking back sunday

the best kick-ass band to ever exist!
"hey whats your fave band?"
"Taking Back Sunday, idiot! they rock!"
by xoxotigerlilyxoxo April 10, 2007
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Take your Vitamins

When you suck a guys dick and swallow the cum. The cum is enriched with vitamins.
by mrs. jonas March 3, 2008
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taking a mike johnson

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.
"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013
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Take home the dogs

Go home to feed the dogs and let them out, then come pick me up at the titty bar
Hey woman, leave me a stack of ones and go take home the dogs. I need a lapdance.
by Cannibalizer March 28, 2015
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take him to the lake

The act of taking a guy to a lake, killing him, and dumping his body in the lake water.
Matt: "I really don't like the way Craig talks to me.."
Charlie: "If I was you I'd just take him to the Lake"
Matt: "Good idea.."
by DethZarr July 2, 2015
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