go take a shower

the act of taking a shower

bro u got dick cheese build up go take a shower

by Alex666420 August 7, 2020

take one for the team

Make a suicide rush into a mass of enemies as a distraction (mostly used in online games ex. Halo 2)

I'm gonna take one for the team, guys!

by Fuzzz April 8, 2005

taking back sunday

the best kick-ass band to ever exist!

"hey whats your fave band?"
"Taking Back Sunday, idiot! they rock!"

by xoxotigerlilyxoxo April 10, 2007

Take your Vitamins

When you suck a guys dick and swallow the cum. The cum is enriched with vitamins.

"I want to Take your Vitamins kevin jonas."

by mrs. jonas March 3, 2008

taking a mike johnson

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.

"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."

by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013

Take home the dogs

Go home to feed the dogs and let them out, then come pick me up at the titty bar

Hey woman, leave me a stack of ones and go take home the dogs. I need a lapdance.

by Cannibalizer March 28, 2015

take him to the lake

The act of taking a guy to a lake, killing him, and dumping his body in the lake water.

Matt: "I really don't like the way Craig talks to me.."
Charlie: "If I was you I'd just take him to the Lake"
Matt: "Good idea.."

by DethZarr July 2, 2015