Danger Noodle

A cute noodle that gets the boops
Also known as a snake.

p1: Oh no its a DANGER NOODLE

p2: You mean a snake?

by Redditor1019 March 11, 2021

muddy noodle

A penis that has just had anal sex, and still has poop on it.

I bro I just hooked up with Martha and I still have a muddy noodle

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 11, 2024

Ramen noodles

Very good, gourmet, fancy, and expensive food considered a delicacy to most humans around the globe.

I finally got to eat ramen noodles and feel like a whole new man. I laughed, and I cried.

by Maximum_idiot April 28, 2020

trouser noodle

Slang term for being a dick, commonly said in shops when customers are around.

"Don't be a trouser noodle."

by We_the_folks February 19, 2024

Noodles

A pig that sleds down a pile of cucumbers

Wow! Did you see Noodles flying over the mountain

by eugene 123 February 9, 2022

Juan Noodle

The act of one man having sex with multiple women at the same time.

He is so lucky, he pulled a Juan Noodle with those five chicks!

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

stiff noodle syndrome

when your body is stiff after practice or extraneous exercise

oh damn i got sever stiff noodle syndrome after competition yesterday

man me to

by SkyesTheLim1t March 5, 2024