The new super straight. Super straight (followed by super gay, lesbian and bi) was a meme sexuality made by Tik Tok user Kyle Royce. Super straight was made as a fun, satirical mirror of the numerous LGBTQ sexualities. Made so straight folk would avoid being labeled as ‘transphobic’ just because they didn’t not want to date a trans woman. However, super straight became overused by a hateful 4chan Neo-Nazi board. Hyper straight is a new and purer version of the super straight sexuality
Friend 1: Hey, I’m super straight, it’s a cool new heterosexual meme
Friend 2: You know that’s transphobic right? It’s far alt-ri got and Neo-Nazi affected.
Friend 1: Aw man, I wanted to be cool, oppose transactivist SJWs, and be wholesome at the same time!
Friend 2: it’s ok, I know you didn’t mean to be offensive.
*1 day later
Friend 1: Hey I’m Hyper Straight!!! #hyperstraightandproud
Friend 2: You know that’s transphobic right? It’s far alt-ri got and Neo-Nazi affected.
Friend 1: Aw man, I wanted to be cool, oppose transactivist SJWs, and be wholesome at the same time!
Friend 2: it’s ok, I know you didn’t mean to be offensive.
*1 day later
Friend 1: Hey I’m Hyper Straight!!! #hyperstraightandproud
by BigD(DforDORIME) April 13, 2021
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by FriendlyNeighborhoodFag March 8, 2021
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by JeHaiNat June 2, 2021
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Isn’t homophonic
Isn’t homophonic
Friend: what is your sexuality
You: I’m super straight
Friend: what about your partner
You: oh she’s fine but I glad I can pull her since she’s bi
You: I’m super straight
Friend: what about your partner
You: oh she’s fine but I glad I can pull her since she’s bi
by Henta¡ protag January 23, 2022
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by sebbysewerton November 16, 2016
Get the Straight Sewer mug.People who are straight-edge listen to hardcore music and abstain from the use of drugs or alcohol.
People who are straight-edge like to base their whole schtick off of the fact that they are straight edge because for some reason they think it is such and accomplishment to listen to hardcore music and not do drugs at the same, like that is somehow seemingly impossible. They think that they’re so cool for not doing drugs even though most of the world doesn’t do them either.
Straight-edge people are very insecure and so label themselves as straight edge to try to fit in and have a social group to belong to because they are so utterly unlikable.
People who are straight-edge like to base their whole schtick off of the fact that they are straight edge because for some reason they think it is such and accomplishment to listen to hardcore music and not do drugs at the same, like that is somehow seemingly impossible. They think that they’re so cool for not doing drugs even though most of the world doesn’t do them either.
Straight-edge people are very insecure and so label themselves as straight edge to try to fit in and have a social group to belong to because they are so utterly unlikable.
by Shed man June 25, 2020
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Makoyi: No Robert, you are oppressing me with having a penis.
White Dog: Bark Bark I'm a racist
Makoyi: No Robert, you are oppressing me with having a penis.
White Dog: Bark Bark I'm a racist
by Cat_BestinShow December 27, 2021
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