Salty cracks

When someone knocks on the door when you’re getting your salad tossed and you’re angry about it

That damn encyclopedia salesman interrupted my salad toss! Gave me a real case of the salty cracks

by Emmy winning hentai August 11, 2020

Salty

Being jealous and mad at the same time

Bro she frickin jealous and mad af. Let’s make a work for that. How bout salty.

by Holaaaaail October 22, 2018

Salty Dog

When a girl kisses another man after you just came in her mouth.

My girl just gave my buddy an original salty dog and left him a cream ring around his lips.

by Dixxie Hippie February 27, 2020

Salty Cracker

Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.

"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."

by ProbablyTrash December 3, 2018

salty facial

The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.

Dude! did you see that salty facial that Carmello Anthony just laid on LeBron James?!!!

by Cookie777 November 17, 2011

Salty spittoon

When he comes in your mouth, you make it come out of your eyeball and shoot it back in his mouth.

Omg Cameron gave Tarynn a salty spittoon and it was so cool!

by Bitchinkristoff May 12, 2018

Salty Wolf

A coot nonbinary gamer furry

Salty Wolf is my partner!! I love them so much

by Ash The Gae salty simp February 19, 2021