Salty porkchop

Heart attack

You almost hit that car! You're giving me a fucking salty porkchop!

by REESE52184 December 27, 2019

salty

Upset, angry, pissed.

I can't believe that Dominos gave me sausage when I ordered bacon. This is making me so salty.

by Sgy October 20, 2016

salty hagedorne

when you tip the filter of a cigarette from a friends pack of smokes in your pee hole after you piss and put it back in their pack, the face they make when they taste the salt is called the "salty Hagedorne".

that was rude, he did not really know the guy and he gave him a salty hagedorne.

by ruby 2002 April 15, 2017

Salty juice box

Jealous and salty person

She is being a salty juice box for no reason

by It’s brittney February 26, 2019

Salty Cunt

Emma Manning, you know the pregnant one.

Dude fuck that salty cunt she was being a huge bitch.

by Salty Cunt August 19, 2019

salty felch

When a man or woman sucks up salty sweat from underneath a fat boob.

Greg used a straw to salty felch Becky's bosom.

by Flieger September 24, 2016

Salty

Being mad/upset because someone is better than you at a video game or kills you

This kid Hayden is salty because blakes better than him

by I'm not salty June 22, 2016