Kabouter Plop Syndrome 

Refers to a disease of some kinda making people look like kabouter plop character body shapes

A common symptom of Kabouter Plop Syndrome is swelling

Kabouter Plop Syndrome by Jochem de Groot February 1, 2022

Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome 

An uncommon yet highly infectious disease characterised by the repetitive and highly explosive detonations released from one's rectum, often coinciding with a massive expulsion of shit and piss (shiss, or pisst if you prefer). Strangely, the sizes of the sudden shit-splosions have been measured to be over 10 meters long and contain more force and matter than the unfortunate individual could possibly house. Despite the disease being almost impossible to investigate, it is thought that the sudden force of explosive diarrhea rips a hole in the fabric of the universe, creating a small temporary wormhole allowing more shit to travel through. Some scientists theorise that if the disease was more closely understood, it is possible that it could hold the key to both interdimensional and warp-speed travel.
The exact origin of this disease of this is unknown, but it is theorised to either have been caused by the founding of Taco Bell in 1962, or the popularisation of commercial laxatives in the late 1920s.

Michael: Ah fuck man, the doctor has diagnosed me with Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome. He-
*FUCKING EXPLODES IN A MASSIVE SHOWER OF SHIT AND PISS, INSTANTLY DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN A 10 MILE RADIUS*
Devin, now covered in diarrhea: Bummer, dude.

Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome by sussy among baka balls March 18, 2022

Wocka Flocka Syndrome 

When you are the first out of 2 people to toutch the bottom of a swimming pool.

"You toutched the bottom first you have Wocka Flocka Syndrome."

Wocka Flocka Syndrome by Hamoof April 29, 2022

youtuber's syndrome 

when a person feels the need to speak to an imaginary audience even if they know no one there. not to be confused with talking to voices, because the person knows no one there

person 1: why do they just talk to the air as they walk away from the conversation
person 2: oh they have youtuber's syndrome

youtuber's syndrome by exodus. c. August 30, 2022

New York City Syndrome 

The tendency of a New York City resident to only judge other cities by how they compare to New York. By living in the largest grid city in their country, other cities, in comparison, seem small, spread out, slow-paced, too quiet, poorly planned, or just not like cities at all.

Friend: "So how do you like Boston so far?"
NYC Resident: "It's a quaint town, but I'm not a fan, it's just an older, smaller, less-populated NYC."
Friend: "Dude you've been living in Manhattan for five months, you can't have New York City Syndrome already."

Friend: "Look at this instagram video of Shinjuku, Tokyo, the streets look so calm and narrow with little shops and ramen places scattered around. I wanna visit so badly."
NYC Resident: "Aww yeah! It's like a tiny little New York. A cute mini city!"
Friend: "Bro Toyko is the largest city in the world, can you quit it with the condescending NYC Syndrome?"

New York City Syndrome by Mametchi January 8, 2023

mama monkey syndrome 

The act of picking pimples on other people like a mama monkey picking bugs off their babies.

why must you pick my pimples like a mama monkey? you have mama monkey syndrome.

mama monkey syndrome by expedition18 January 20, 2023

Fan girl syndrome 

When you are such a big fan of someone, and you obsess over them so much that you are incapable of talking to them like a real person. You see them as a celebrity and that they are better than you, even though they are most likely close to your age. You can’t stop fangirling over them no matter what you do.

“Omg he’s so cool and talented I wish I could talk to him” “You can, you literally go to the same school. I think you’re becoming a victim of fan girl syndrome.”

Fan girl syndrome by eyeswoaface4838 April 21, 2023