Ghostayame's Syndrome

When a person looks significantly older than their absolute age, especially someone in their twenties who appears elderly.
Mason: Damn, that Eric Hewitt, at only age twenty-one, looks to be eighty-five.
Puckett: He must have Ghostayame's Syndrome.
by killt2irl February 20, 2010
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Phatass Syndrome

A very debilitating state of mind where the person believes that he/she is popular or well liked by people, even though they are morbidly obese and extremely obnoxious. This person will do almost anything to make themselves seem cool to others, which usually ends up making the victim look like a loser. Symptoms include, posting picture of you "smoking weed" (when it is actually your vaporizer, constantly stalking people to "hang out" with them, and being nice to pretty girls and expecting to get laid because of this.
Oh no, it looks like Jimmy has developed Phatass Syndrome and won't stop texting my girl, I guess i'm going to have to beat his ass.
by The Commision69 April 02, 2015
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Bryer Syndrome

Overactive(typically drug enhanced) verbal diarrea that has zero regard for anyone else on the planet. Can be mistaken for a jigging sesh gremlin but this is a initial form.
Woooooowwww look at them go!(everyone quiet in awe of the Bryer Syndrome) " Bet you five bucks he will jump in that garbage can for attention from anyone/thing on the planet."
by tony'snakesquad June 01, 2020
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despacito syndrome

When you listen a song first time, and you don't like. For fun, you listen it over and over and it grows into that you like that song.
I got a despacito syndrome with this song...
by lscwithL October 20, 2017
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Musical Syndrome

Definition: a common disease, like the flu, that occurs around January to March every year when people in the musical end up completely enamored with each other due to the fact they spend every waking second together...
Symptoms: dating, stalking, drooling, and flirting....
Cure: two months after the musical when you realize that you don't hang out with that person anymore
Jill and Jack never talked before the musical, now they're dating, they obviously have Musical Syndrome.
by Dr. Jennifer Love February 18, 2010
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aubrey syndrome

A condition in which a person can not stop making people laugh, even if there is no reason to laugh. People with this condition can get angry very easily, especially at food touching syrup.
Conditioned Person: These fries are so good, especially with ketchup

Friend: "SLAP" fries go into syrup on lunch tray

Conditioned Person: I will murder you!!!!( gives friend evil eye)

Conditioned Person: Slaps friend on forehead, friend retreats to other side of cafeteria and cowers

Friend: You must be crazy! Sometimes you seem so happy and sometimes you have aubrey syndrome!
by Wolfiecat88 March 11, 2017
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Stinkholm Syndrome

A psychological phenomenon in which an individual traumatized by anal penetration begins to feel sympathy for, and even desires anal penetration.
I thought it was just a one time ass play, but I think I gave her stinkholm syndrome.
by ThatCoyote April 07, 2016
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