Booty Second

The average time between the clapping of booty cheeks during twerking

Mike: We’re gonna be late for the party

Josh: Don’t worry we’ll be there in a booty second

by shotgunrain88 August 26, 2022

Second-hand concussion

when you can feel someone eases concussion

That video gave me a Second-hand concussion

by funny_Phish July 20, 2020

Step Second Cousin

A second cousin that isn’t blood related even though second cousins are barely blood related.

Man, I just found out that my second cousin isn’t my second cousin. She’s my step second cousin cause she’s not blood related to me.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

heart froze for a second

Got a shock

My heart froze for a second.

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010

second great-great-cousin-aunt

Great-grandparent's female second cousin.

My second great-great-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

close encounter of the twenty-second kind

When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind

Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?

by Naked_Grandma January 4, 2024

POETRY IN A SECOND

The moon is hiding
The sun is rising
I am in Costinesti
And I see a shit in the sea
=))))))

Erick: you know what poetry in a second is like?
Maya: like a shit in a sea!

by mayusca October 3, 2022