Robert

Robert is a asshole who likes to make out with alote of girls so he's a cheater he only thinks of hiself and will never take a girl any place

Robert is a lowsy scumbag, that likes to Controll peoples lives

by Mrs.nice January 2, 2019

Robert

Likes to eat ramen NOODLES his hair looked like ramen NOODLES, play's fornite and sleeps with ramen NOODLES.

Friend of mine: can I have some.
Robert:what.
Friend of mine: your hair.

by Dani23101 June 2, 2018

robert woodward

The baddest of the bad. Urban legends have been told of him. Epic and LEGENDARY
The Dude

Robert woodward is the dude

by Baddest mofo who ever lived February 12, 2018

Robert

Is a great brother and perfect person who has a dodgy tattoo on his right bicep.

Wow look at that Robert.

by Kez n December 2, 2017

Robert

Roberts are pedo's they will fall in love with any little boy they typically like younger ages and are underaverage in height, and are usually very dumb. Roberts love to stalk people like a creep

U r such a robert

by Creamy_words May 11, 2022

Carl Robert

My true love and savior....my best friend through everything now and forever.

Carl Robert sure did sweep me off my feet..

by Kupkakers November 6, 2020

Kruci Robert

Kruci but with a Robert flavour.
Smells like drugs.

A: Do you use Kruci?
B: Yea, but Kruci Robert!

by DevilMaster18 June 11, 2020