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Cactus ripping

Cactus ripping is where a woman’s pubic stubble is so viciously sharp that when a man sticks his dick inside, it pierces right through the condom and into his dick leaving him unprotected and in pain.
Eli rushed to the emergency room after Tammy took him on a cactus ripping adventure.
by Eli Jackhammer April 4, 2023
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rip

Originally used as a term to refer to inhaling marijuana, however has come to be used as a universal verb.
That bong rip was nice, mate.

Yo I’m hungry as fuck, let’s rip Chick.
Are we ripping this weekend?
I’m gonna rip the J’s for prom.
by .ADHD April 25, 2023
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Rip

That was rip!
by Lyss9541 May 2, 2023
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Grip N' Rip Tree Removal

A small but reliable tree removal company located in Northern Michigan USA.
Mark: "We really need to get that tree removed!"
Lisa: "Yeah, I'll call Grip N' Rip Tree Removal in the morning."
Mark: "Good idea, they are affordable and efficient!"
by gripnrip May 11, 2023
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mercy rip

the few rips you can get from a dying vape.
friend: "awe my vape just died"
me: "wait a few minutes and try to get a mercy rip"
by ahfkwllsdm November 20, 2023
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Ripped

Ct
Ct is ripped
by Gameketchup December 1, 2022
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rip monster

A lament for the death of any loved thing but mainly as an affirmation of sarcastic fail. Originally from a classic 4chins image board post. “Monster was a good DOGGO. He chased the postman, ate bacon. Mom was gonna take him to the Vet but she couldn’t afford it. Monster died today. Rip Monster.”
Tony says ‘Hey watch me Kickflip this 12step.’ (Eats shit)
Bam responds, ewwww, RIP MONSTER
by Astrofox21 December 7, 2022
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