the red ring of awesomeness

If your chick chick likes to leave red lipstick around your badonkadonk/throb rod then you are awesome.

Dude Marty just came home with the red ring of awesomeness.

Whoa bro what tha fuk??

Ooohh, he told me ha

Touche

Toosh

Indeed

Mmmmmm....

by claffard727 August 7, 2010

Ring Card

A term used for a person or persons who marry to escape the soul sucking nightmare of a singles ward.

"She is marrying him!? She is just doing it for the ring card."

by jambonsec April 21, 2015

Ho rings

Ghetto hoop earrings. The bigger the ring, the more loose the girl is.

Damn that girl has some big ho rings

by dlfl March 5, 2022

rump ring

A butthole.

Yeah man I totally put it in her rump ring last night.

by misterrice360 March 29, 2015

Ring off

An engaged girl showing ring finger to jealous people

Laura- omg that ring is so ugly
Alaina- ring off

by Ariana Grande’s fangirl <3 September 16, 2021

ring a pussy

when there's a tampon string hanging out of a pussy and someone rings it like a bell causing queefs to come out

guy: did you ring a pussy yesterday?
girl: yeah she was ringing for hours

by rufus rebecca May 2, 2020

Mr Ring-A-Ding

That one cartoon character villain from the new Doctor Who episodes with a damn catchy theme tune.

I fucking hate Mr Ring-A-Ding

by ThatJeepGuy April 22, 2025