National Older Sister Day

A day to appreciate to older sisters. Older sister who have helped your mother out by technically being the second mom get recognized.
by dianacional February 04, 2021
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Couples straight and gay are encouraged to add a midget to their sexcapade . Midgets can be rented For short term events to perform various acts.. acts is a vague term .. midgets must also be fed, and treated with the utmost respect at all times. The vertically challenged adults act of 2016 stated that all vertically challenged adults be treated with respect while performing various sex acts and not spanked on their head during ejaculation ... and additionally will be payed a fair wage , as any regular vertical person would be payed ...
The National Midget Threesome Day is approaching honey , did you rent the midgets yet?
by Dr. Bob Lawbla September 27, 2018
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national gay sex day

Hey let's fuck cause it's national gay sex day
by Striaght girl July 10, 2017
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National Florence Pugh Day

Today (July 3rd) is National Florence Pugh Day where we celebrate and have parties for our beloved Florence!!😌
Someone- “hey what’s the part for?”
Me-“It’s National Florence Pugh Day TIME TO CELEBRATE!!”
by onedirectionwhore July 04, 2021
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