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Matt

He is an back stabing jerk who will cheat on the one he has been with 5 times. He wont care if your already heartbroken by your last boyfriend. He may seem like a sweet guy and outstandingly smart and strong, but all he'll do is shatter your heart into a million.
gf: y-you CHEATER!!
matt: was never ment to be.
by anonymous October 11, 2020
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matt leonard

Ugly and gay ass white guy he is a terrible coach and sucks at quarterback
matt leonard is bad at QB
by beastasswhiteboy October 13, 2013
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Matt Tort

When a dude is banging a chick belly to belly
Oh shit Kyle just banged that chick Matt Tort style!
by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024
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matt diffley

a beautiful boy with a pig nose and pretty brown eyes with golden and black streaks but makes u fall inlove w him and falls inlove back then he has severe anger issues if u don’t like even a song he likes hell block u and wont let u be happy with anyone else and hell make u wanna blow ur brains out and go for ur frieds but love him
“i had my first love already “ it was matt
who’s first love wasnt matt diffley”
by bluefarts7220 April 2, 2023
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Matt Coburn

Some teacher who is really funny, is a huge joke, just makes you laugh out loud with his constant emails and spirit week reminders
Oh, Matt Coburn posted again with his dodgeball announcement or whatever. I'm like, Bro. I DON'T EVEN LIKE DODGEBALL! NO ONE CARES!
by 20209 July 21, 2023
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Matt

A Matt is a guy who has a lot of hoes and says he's only talking to one girl. His ego is twice the size of a hippopotamus. He doesn't give a fuck about anyone or anything. He's thicc af and he lovess his donkers.
Example 1:
Brooke: "Are you friends with Matt?"
Olivia: "Yeah, why?"
Brooke: "Cause I heard he's a fuckboy"
Example 2:
Matt: *sends mirror pic*
Julia: *sends eye pic with heart eye emoji*
Matt: "Wrong person."
Example 3:
Julia: *sends eye pic*
Matt: "wyd"
by gerpingnubssonly July 20, 2020
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Matt's Brownie Brittle

When your partner wants aggressive anal play but doesn't like lube so their ass is super chapped.
Yo my girl had some real Matt's Brownie Brittle after sex last night.
by Uppies January 9, 2024
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