Matt Brooks

Cute Butt. Massive Penis.

Do you see Matt Brooks over there? What a babe!

by Icantake5upthebutt January 16, 2024

Matt

People who think milkshake is the name of Shakespeare.

'Matt: what's his name? milkshake?'
'Tony: Do you mean Shakespeare?'
'Matt: wow omg!! how'd you know?'
'Tony: I watch Josh otunsoya *evil laugh*'

by Tony at the funky January 18, 2022

Matt Barnes

A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.

Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.

by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018

Matt

A man with the most beautiful blue eyes. But also a man to treat his girlfriend well. He is the kind of guy who will go out all night and include you with his friends and then come back and cuddle you til the sunrise. Matts are family men, one of the boys, and a person you fall in love with. Not to mention bed game is out of this world.

In class: Let’s be friends with that stallion and packing young man Matt.
With his family: Matt, you can always help me with the packing
With his girlfriend: Daddy can you do that position I love.

by Ball sac 101 November 24, 2021

Matt

That one guy Nobody can beet at any sport.
He is the type of guy who is just good at everything he does.

Me: An amateur runner.
Matt: Not a runner.
Me : asks him to do a race.
Matt: Says Yes
Me : comes 2nd to Matt by 1 mile.
Matt: was an easy race.
Me : laughs because he hadn't even broken a sweat.

by Any matt is unbeatable November 22, 2021

Alpha Matt

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp

Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT

by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021

Matt

a boy who is very flamboyant and ✨gay✨

Person 1: "wow that boy is gay"
Person 2: "Ik, he's such a Matt"

by dinonuggiesowo October 23, 2020