Mike

A skinny bitch who wanks in the garden with his small dick while staring at pictures of his shitty mom who abandoned him when he was a little bitch.

Oh theres that bitch Mike

by Vertxツ January 21, 2020

The Mike Tyson

When a girls sucking your dick you punch her in the back of the head and say "Mike Tyson".

I gave her the Mike Tyson

by Stickystuart11 November 22, 2017

Mike stinkt

A mike does a big stink

Damn bro Mike stinkt

by neger1337 November 28, 2020

Mike

The booty warrior

Aye yo it’s mike

by Scronchythegoat November 22, 2021

Mike

Mike is a talented person who is absolutely amazing like how. He might sing and play volleyball but his best talent is making you smile.

Omg Mike is super awesome!

by MIntcredible February 9, 2019

Mike Veytia

a chivalrist chauvinist of sorts, a sex crazed maniac who often smells of pussy and is only after one thing.....at a time.

That guys a Mike Veytia and I should let him bang my girlfriend

by Wordonthestreets April 26, 2023

Mike

A friend who is chronically dyspraxic but always makes you laugh

Mike is dispraxic but cool

by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024