by Icantbebotheredtocomeupwaname April 10, 2025

Luke Seaman, also known as "Little Luke", is often way in over his head. He likes to play Fortnite and CSGO to hopefully start a professional gaming career on Twitch. He is often quick to anger, such as when Shane van Alstyne takes drinks from the refrigerator in his room or when Colin Dijan presses ALT+F4 on his 5th keyboard bought in 1 week. Other then that, Luke Seamans' are known to be dormant creatures with wide sex appeal. They are often rowdy with other men like Shane van Alstyne, but they tend to cool down after the 2nd or 3rd minute, unlike the person mentioned.
Person1 - OMG did you see Luke Seaman yesterday?
Person2 - Yes actually! He was roughhousing with the other boys at Hannaford the other day while his mother was buying him some Arizona Ice Tea for his 14 hour Fortnite grind.
Person1 - Wow I'm going to go watch him on Twitch right now!
Person2 - Yes actually! He was roughhousing with the other boys at Hannaford the other day while his mother was buying him some Arizona Ice Tea for his 14 hour Fortnite grind.
Person1 - Wow I'm going to go watch him on Twitch right now!
by MiniMike2020 February 21, 2020

by billyboi123421 September 24, 2025

Luke is another name for a lady boy; a man without a penis, who has a large set vagina, or some would say is just a straight bitch or bitchmade. This is the type of man that chooses to be a deadbeat father, doesn’t help his partner with anything!
He will exhibit the following qualities: refusal to take care of his child, will not pay any bills, has never in the past 11 years done anything for his partners or anyone including his families birthday, her will for sure cheat on you, is a delusional psychopath, gaslights the fuck out of all women, will act like his parents success some how makes him special, will not have held a job for 40 years, relives his high school days because sadly that’s when he peaked, most like a junkie with hemorrhoids the size of Jupiter.
I would say Luke is the type of person that hates himself so much to the point where he has to ruin other peoples live to make himself feel anything!
He will exhibit the following qualities: refusal to take care of his child, will not pay any bills, has never in the past 11 years done anything for his partners or anyone including his families birthday, her will for sure cheat on you, is a delusional psychopath, gaslights the fuck out of all women, will act like his parents success some how makes him special, will not have held a job for 40 years, relives his high school days because sadly that’s when he peaked, most like a junkie with hemorrhoids the size of Jupiter.
I would say Luke is the type of person that hates himself so much to the point where he has to ruin other peoples live to make himself feel anything!
Luke is a bitch!
by Just Over It October 2, 2023

A cringey Tik toker who quit fortnite because his friends thought it was gay, other features include no hairline no fun and blocks his friends when they play fortnite
by CamrenHasASmallPeen September 15, 2019

by DaMightyNose June 1, 2022
