splouie juice

The blue liquid you buy at gas stations and pour into your car to clean the windshield.

The streets were messy so I had to stop at the gas station and pick up some more splouie juice so I could see where I was going.

by seanR1005 January 24, 2013

Swagga Juice

It is what you call the sweat that famous people give off doing what they do best.

Did you hear Em's freestyle last night? That shit was dripping in swagga juice!

Last night Kanye and J performed "Niggas in Paris" in Paris! That stage must have been overflowing with swagga juice!

by Paulonius December 18, 2012

Muppet juice

Slang for alcohol. Drinking enough of any type makes you move like a Muppet where your arms and legs move oddly and you stare at people strangely while talking to them.

I banged down enough muppet juice to kill a horse and started wobbling around that hot chick.

by grisgris July 25, 2012

buck juice

semen

I shot a load of buck juice all over my gf's face after that amazing blowjob!

by agentjkw February 22, 2011

Juice master69

The greatest urban dictionary definer to ever walk these lands and should not even be among you mere mortals but only defines things out of the goodness of his heart

Juice master69 defined Joetheironcar on urban dictionary can you believe how good he is at defining things

by Juice master69420 March 6, 2023

Jazzy Juice

blue coloured juice that goes so hard

person 1: "yo pass me the shield pot"
person 2: "nah u bugging thats jazzy juice"

by ESDS2 March 10, 2023

sigma juice

something you say when you think something is very cool and swag

Dad: hey son, me and your mother are getting a divorce because of you
Son: Sigma Juice!

by YesIsOverUsed October 25, 2023