Burbank High School

Burbank High school is essentially a giant school with too many kids with nicotine addictions. Most of the school is of armenians who can’t shut up and sad white kids who think they’re edgy and ‘not like the other teens’. You can always catch a kid high in class, juuling in the bathroom, or in the hallway skipping class while their grades are spiraling down into a deep deep deep black hole in which they all believe they have depression.

yoo where can i get a quick fix of the northern lights??
just ask the kids in the burbank high school bulldog alley.

by wickedwitchofthewestcoast September 21, 2019

Troy High School

A magical little Hell on Earth in Michigan with kids vaping, having sex, being simps, and flunking their tests. This school literally locks most of the fucking bathroom doors at the end of school, so that kids can't vape. I walked with a friend past a bathroom once, and we heard damn moaning. So if you love Satan, and High School for some reason, come on down to Troy High School where kids will be vaping, fucking, or trying too hard to get a girl.

Friend 1: Hey dude, sounds stupid, but what school do you go to again?
Friend 2: It's ok, I go to Troy High School.
Friend 1: Isn't that where people vape and shit?
Friend 2: Yep, that's it.

by Osuttag Ebag March 10, 2020

Driver's High

An expression used to describe the selfless state of only wishing to accomplish or overindulge in the ecstasy of what one is doing. For example, suicide bombers, Seung Hui-Cho(massacre in Virginia Tech), F1 drivers**, Bungee jumpers, Skydivers

Flash! I'm in the coolest driver's high
Towards the best finale! Yeah!
Even if I explode and turn into ashes
I'll probably still be laughing, just like this.
See ya again in the next world, Yeah!

by Johnny Hallyday August 21, 2009

Francis Howell High School

A public high school in Weldon Springs Missouri, so old across the street it has the tombstones of its former students. Nearby is a radioactive plant that children are forced to march to for gym credit, that is if they make it and don’t get shot at by lunatics that live in tents in the woods. Unfourtantly one teached wasn’t so lucky. With the radioactive waste, and crazies near by its no wonder this school is next to a graveyard it’s a death trap.

Oh fuck you go Francis Howell High School how are you still alive?

by Commander_geek February 2, 2018

lansing catholic high school

Lansing catholic high school is a school where seniors send nudes to freshmen, kids shit on walls, and the entire staff is racist/homophobic. This school should be turned into a strip club. Oh, can’t forget that it cost 10k a year to send your kid there while the school is made up of 4 halls.

David: oh that person is racist, they must go to Lansing catholic high school

Lizzie: look at that 67 year old texting a freshmen, he totally went to Lansing catholic high school

by Ben Dover Gabe Itch June 11, 2019

Baruch College Campus High School

BCCHS is located smack in the center of office buildings in which rich old white men work and go on vape breaks next to the school's entrance. They also eat with us at fancy lunch places like Prett a manger and Cava. Don't expect to spend less than $10 on lunch here. We spend most of our time in Taza Deli drinking watered down iced hazelnut coffee and eating overpriced salad. The prices are raised every day because the sophmores keep stealing Snapple and juuling in the back. We call ourselves Baruchians to feel special and entitled. Our building is broken and crusty and only has 5 floors but you can go to the dirty 6th floor and hookup with ugly boys in secret. Every week a few students get stuck in the elevator but don't worry because they're all still alive. We basicalaly own Madison Square park. All of our teachers are millennials and use memes in their lessons but most of them can't pass their students for the regents. We like to gossip with them about our social issues and emotional shortcomings. We have 0.2 ap classes and a gym the size of your average living room with complementing mustard lighting. Almost everyone goes to Syracuse or Binghampton but we like to tell people that we have students at ivy leagues because someone went to Harvard 8 years ago. We love our parent coordinator and our security guards and our assistant principal is a skater who listens to Avril Lavigne.

Blue Devil pride!!! BEST SCHOOL EVER ELRO K

Someone: *complains about Baruch College Campus High School*
Baruch Student: *aggressively snaps*
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Baruchian: Hey, what's your grade average for this quarter?
Every other Baruchian: 95.
Baruchian: Bro didn't you fail the regents???
Every other Baruchian: Yeah bro but my teacher told me all of my homework assignments were extraordinary cuz I didn't leave white space when I annotated.

by hasudhwehd July 22, 2019

High Tide

The act of smoking weed and then going boogie boarding, because surfing requires too much focus

Guy 1: Hey bro want to get some high tide?
Guy 2: fersuredo

by Ramsheadband August 1, 2016