He is the embodiment of the game itself. He is always watching out for his sons and daughters of the Fortnite realm. He is married and living with Jack Crap.
Wow John Fortnite is such a daddy I love him! He watches me, cares for me, and buys me $19 Fortnite Cards.
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Get the Fortnite Balls mug.Fortnite balls are a kind of testicles that appear when an individual experiences a high dose of the hit game "Fortnite". This is a rare disease that occurs when you play too much, and your playtime is measured in decades. In some rare cases, it has also happened during intense tournaments, that were only played for a few hours.
Your mom: Get out of the basement you shitter!
You: Sorry mom, I can't. I have fortnite balls and I am pinned to the couch.
You: Sorry mom, I can't. I have fortnite balls and I am pinned to the couch.
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They Probably Do Fortnite Dances On A Regular Basis And Brag About Fortnite To Their Non Existent Friends.
Also Their Parents Probably Aren't There For Them.
They Probably Do Fortnite Dances On A Regular Basis And Brag About Fortnite To Their Non Existent Friends.
Also Their Parents Probably Aren't There For Them.
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BOOTED UP MY PC CUZ I NEED ME TO GET THAT FORTNITE BATTLEPASS
BOOTED UP MY PC CUZ I NEED ME TO GET THAT FORTNITE BATTLEPASS
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