Childstein's Disease

A condition which effects nearly all humans, the suffering will have ownership of 1 or more miniature humans which drain resources and waste the time and energy of the otherwise capable. The diesease can last anywhere from 18 years and longer.

Did you see Jack's wife she is swelled up with Childstein's Disease, she should have gone to the doctor and gotten that tumor removed.

by Dr. Seymour Childstein November 26, 2012

sangita disease

someone that is slower then everyone else mentally

HA HA HE has the sangita disease

by murda man. June 30, 2022

Man Disease

Were either you are looking at something but do not see it or you always have to be right.

"Honey, does anything look any different?"

"Um...no?"

"Seriously! Typical man disease."

by Captain DRock April 25, 2010

Mink Disease

When everyone suddenly decides to get the same haircut/style, esp. short hair with shaved/short sides.

“Wow Mink Disease is spreading like wildfire! I can’t believe everyone is getting the same haircut!”

by Indonesian Sauce Website April 10, 2024

Dennisovitsch Disease

When you have to go to the Toilet for hours straight, without no one knowing where you went.

Dude he has been away for hours he might have the Dennisovitsch Disease.

by Expressed Sequence June 28, 2024

camo disease

A disease that is deadly will kill you in less than 15 minutes. The cure is to put soap all over your face and on your tongue. This disease is very serious so be ready to act fast

Wow you must have camo disease go put soap on your face.

by Hunterman101 November 18, 2016