Person 1: Hey, why's Kyle not in PE today?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I think he's on a depression session today.
Person 1: Damn, always when it's PE... I wish I had depression now.
Person 2: Oh yeah, I think he's on a depression session today.
Person 1: Damn, always when it's PE... I wish I had depression now.
by GotBulliedAtSchool98 November 21, 2021
Get the Depression Sessionmug. by Hiimsadybutlitty December 11, 2017
Get the depression tearmug. Currently over 3 million people in the US suffer from money-depression. Over %25 of people in the US have at one time suffered from money-depression. Usually money-depression is alleviated when someone suffering from the syndrome publicly attacks someone of a higher social standing.
Charles: My extreme money-depression has led me to sell my summer house, dear chap.
John: Fuck you, I have fucking $20 in my bank account and two eviction notices taped to my door! Go to hell and die you Brit Money-anus!
John: Fuck you, I have fucking $20 in my bank account and two eviction notices taped to my door! Go to hell and die you Brit Money-anus!
by Imatworkrightnow February 23, 2009
Get the money-depressionmug. Depression: ur parents are divorced. ur sis is ur counselor/ therapist. u cry urself to sleep every night bc u are scared u r letting people down and ur a disappointment. u hate life and people.
by uronline_bestieboo1 July 5, 2022
Get the Depressedmug. by Frank abbs July 21, 2018
Get the Bumping that depressionmug. Depression is a serious mental illness. Usually people are depressed because something terrible happened in their life or maybe just because they miss someone/something. But not all people with depression have a reason to be depressed. Sometimes you’re just depressed because you need to be. Some people are constantly sad some are constantly numb. Some people talk about it and some people don’t. Some people show emotions and some people just hide it behind a fake smile all day. It’s like hating yourself and wanting to die but also being scared of death. It’s waking up in the morning, feeling like everyday’s the same. It’s when you know you have people around that love you but feeling like nobody cares. It’s when you cry yourself to sleep every night and cover your mouth so you don’t make noise. People with depression usually either can’t sleep or they sleep too much. Some people lose their appetite and don’t eat at all and some people try to eat the pain away by overeating.
When somebody tells you they have depression don’t act like it’s nothing. Because it is something and it’s very serious.
People with depression always lack confidence. They wear either oversized clothes or always wear sweatshirts because of self harm. They hate when other people make jokes about death, because for them it’s like talking about their dream. It’s wanting to die but not wanting other people to hurt the way you did so instead drowning yourself in your head with those horrible thoughts.
When somebody tells you they have depression don’t act like it’s nothing. Because it is something and it’s very serious.
People with depression always lack confidence. They wear either oversized clothes or always wear sweatshirts because of self harm. They hate when other people make jokes about death, because for them it’s like talking about their dream. It’s wanting to die but not wanting other people to hurt the way you did so instead drowning yourself in your head with those horrible thoughts.
Person 1: “Are you okay?”
Person 2: “What? Oh yeah, I’m fine,just a bit tired.”
Person 1: “Oh come on I know you’re not fine. Just talk to me,please.”
Person 2: “Okay then. I have depression and it’s getting worse everyday and I don’t know what to do because I’m scared to tell anyone.”
Person 1: “ Oh my god I’m so sorry, I had no idea. Thanks for opening up to me and don’t worry, we’ll find help together.”
Person 2: “ Thanks for being here for me.”
Person 2: “What? Oh yeah, I’m fine,just a bit tired.”
Person 1: “Oh come on I know you’re not fine. Just talk to me,please.”
Person 2: “Okay then. I have depression and it’s getting worse everyday and I don’t know what to do because I’m scared to tell anyone.”
Person 1: “ Oh my god I’m so sorry, I had no idea. Thanks for opening up to me and don’t worry, we’ll find help together.”
Person 2: “ Thanks for being here for me.”
by Tired123 November 21, 2021
Get the Depressionmug.