random boner

1) when all of the sudden you are hard...

2) when you hear good news and you get a boner!

3) when a black man touches you

4) when a jew finds a penny

5) pretty much any time you listen to Creed, Nickelback, or Naked Truth

6) when you remember something from a long time ago (see nostalgia boner)

#1
Fuckhead: DUDE DID YOU HEAR THE NEW NICKELBACK CD?!?!?!!?!?

Even More Fuckhead: YEAH! I GOT A RANDOM BONER!!!!

#2
Naked Truth Fan: I THINK! I GET! YOUR POINT!

Other guy: WOAH RANDOM BONER!

#3
Black Guy: *touches some guys dick*
Some guy: RANDOM BONER!

by @xtylerryanx January 8, 2012

weirdest boner

What you get when something you feel strange / conflicted about turns you the fuck on. An erection from unexpected cause.

Jim: dude, that fat toad Ms Bouchard was freaking out at you in French class!
Dane: ya man, gave me the weirdest boner

by Pseudo Word Bird March 6, 2020

Pro Boner

Helping a girl out in a messy situation with the hidden agenda of getting booty.

"Look at Marc. He's her knight in shining armour."
-Nah... He's just working Pro Boner. Pro Bono

by Sam_the_Dawg May 2, 2015

ramen boner

When you want someone else's ramen so badly that you get a boner.

Watching you eat your lunch is giving me a ramen boner

by Lonelybelovid April 20, 2015

dumb boner

A very dumb, annoying person

Max is such a dumb boner

by Dum bone-er May 11, 2016

Healthy Boner

An erection that is stimulated by being healthy or by having a girl yell "Ai Papi!" while you masterbate.

"Do you have a Healthy Boner?"

"If it doesn't give you a Healthy Boner then don't touch it!"

by TheTetsuya December 10, 2013

boner snot

semen, jizz, ejaculate, cum, pre-cum

I got off in her vag and she quiffed boner snot all over the wall.

by SIoshie June 22, 2011