1) when all of the sudden you are hard...
2) when you hear good news and you get a boner!
3) when a black man touches you
4) when a jew finds a penny
5) pretty much any time you listen to Creed, Nickelback, or Naked Truth
6) when you remember something from a long time ago (see nostalgia boner)
2) when you hear good news and you get a boner!
3) when a black man touches you
4) when a jew finds a penny
5) pretty much any time you listen to Creed, Nickelback, or Naked Truth
6) when you remember something from a long time ago (see nostalgia boner)
#1
Fuckhead: DUDE DID YOU HEAR THE NEW NICKELBACK CD?!?!?!!?!?
Even More Fuckhead: YEAH! I GOT A RANDOM BONER!!!!
#2
Naked Truth Fan: I THINK! I GET! YOUR POINT!
Other guy: WOAH RANDOM BONER!
#3
Black Guy: *touches some guys dick*
Some guy: RANDOM BONER!
Fuckhead: DUDE DID YOU HEAR THE NEW NICKELBACK CD?!?!?!!?!?
Even More Fuckhead: YEAH! I GOT A RANDOM BONER!!!!
#2
Naked Truth Fan: I THINK! I GET! YOUR POINT!
Other guy: WOAH RANDOM BONER!
#3
Black Guy: *touches some guys dick*
Some guy: RANDOM BONER!
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