random boner

1) when all of the sudden you are hard...

2) when you hear good news and you get a boner!

3) when a black man touches you

4) when a jew finds a penny

5) pretty much any time you listen to Creed, Nickelback, or Naked Truth

6) when you remember something from a long time ago (see nostalgia boner)

#1
Fuckhead: DUDE DID YOU HEAR THE NEW NICKELBACK CD?!?!?!!?!?

Even More Fuckhead: YEAH! I GOT A RANDOM BONER!!!!

#2
Naked Truth Fan: I THINK! I GET! YOUR POINT!

Other guy: WOAH RANDOM BONER!

#3
Black Guy: *touches some guys dick*
Some guy: RANDOM BONER!

by @xtylerryanx January 8, 2012

flaccid boner

A tough guy in movies that really is actually just a nice guy softie. Such as Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You.

Man, Mike is such a tough guy. What are you talking about, Mike is just a flaccid boner! He might seem tough, but really hes just a total softie!

by SuperCunt_aka_FlaccidBoner November 25, 2017

dumb boner

A very dumb, annoying person

Max is such a dumb boner

by Dum bone-er May 11, 2016

ramen boner

When you want someone else's ramen so badly that you get a boner.

Watching you eat your lunch is giving me a ramen boner

by Lonelybelovid April 20, 2015

Healthy Boner

An erection that is stimulated by being healthy or by having a girl yell "Ai Papi!" while you masterbate.

"Do you have a Healthy Boner?"

"If it doesn't give you a Healthy Boner then don't touch it!"

by TheTetsuya December 10, 2013

Boner Status

Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.

Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.

Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?

Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.

by Eeshh December 19, 2011

[boner]-mouth

One that enjoys a throbbing boner in his or her mouth.

"Wow, that girl at the gangbang audition was a real boner-mouth!"

by smoo616 December 29, 2007