random boner

1) when all of the sudden you are hard...

2) when you hear good news and you get a boner!

3) when a black man touches you

4) when a jew finds a penny

5) pretty much any time you listen to Creed, Nickelback, or Naked Truth

6) when you remember something from a long time ago (see nostalgia boner)

#1
Fuckhead: DUDE DID YOU HEAR THE NEW NICKELBACK CD?!?!?!!?!?

Even More Fuckhead: YEAH! I GOT A RANDOM BONER!!!!

#2
Naked Truth Fan: I THINK! I GET! YOUR POINT!

Other guy: WOAH RANDOM BONER!

#3
Black Guy: *touches some guys dick*
Some guy: RANDOM BONER!

by @xtylerryanx January 08, 2012

fuhrer boner

When your pubes are shaved into a hitler stache, also when you click your heels together and your penis stands at attention.

That German chick gave me a raging Fuhrer Boner last night

by str0ng January 03, 2016

[boner]-mouth

One that enjoys a throbbing boner in his or her mouth.

"Wow, that girl at the gangbang audition was a real boner-mouth!"

by smoo616 December 01, 2007

Healthy Boner

An erection that is stimulated by being healthy or by having a girl yell "Ai Papi!" while you masterbate.

"Do you have a Healthy Boner?"

"If it doesn't give you a Healthy Boner then don't touch it!"

by TheTetsuya December 11, 2013

Boner Toner

ejaculated sperm

I got so excited that I prematurely shot my boner toner all over the place.ejaculation

by Inspector Taint March 17, 2015

Profit Boner

A certain type of erection that is experienced when one makes a large profit on a transaction or trade. It is said that the pleasure and reward systems in the brain are heavily influenced by large sums of money. Increasingly higher frequencies of the profit boner inducing actions will result in a Profit Orgasm.

Crypto trader: "Dude, I just got 600% on that trade and made 500 Bitcoin! I have such a huge profit boner right now!"

by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018

boner donor

A boner doner is a woman or man who is sexy enough to cause a man to recieve a boner, making the woman or man a boner donor.

A: Did you see Britney the other day her hair was stunning!
B: Yes! You just know shes a boner donor.

by fuckitimgoingtohell March 23, 2023