The blister you get on your pecker shaft when you've masturbated so hard and so much. It only gets worse if you keep beating off. But why would you when it makes your Peter popper poop so good?
by Jellystone October 27, 2018
by @iamjordanemily November 25, 2018
Yeeeeeeeaaah boiiiiiiii I yeet your beat
by Yooooo it’s ya boi yeeeeeeeeee November 02, 2019
Verb:
1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.
2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.
1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.
2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.
Dave has been up in his room for a long time, he must have had a long week.
"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"
"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"
by J.Demosa March 29, 2017
by Shaheed and Sarah November 01, 2007
The end result of a 12 hour meth binge and jacking off. Basically it is a shivered up raw version of what was once a majestic penis.
GIRL - COME ON BABE, DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!
by On the gang August 25, 2019
its a time where you can beat a furry no matter what for around 1E+48 years. The biggest unit of time. and yes, the name is real.... I think
by Nigga dorito fortnite shit December 28, 2021