The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.
"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
by Clothears January 11, 2014
Get the jack sparrow`s bootmug. by j varone December 13, 2004
Get the Bootmug. Someone that has no time for humor, shenanigans or comedy. The very thought of laughter irritates that particular person. Often this type person frequents online social media with any chance they get to express their anger.
Example 1: look at their profile picture.
Example 2: see definition for mad as a box of frogs.
Example 1: look at their profile picture.
Example 2: see definition for mad as a box of frogs.
We all stayed at the crib this Saturday and watched the hurricanes lose another game which made us all Boot mad.
by Dalvin C. March 4, 2016
Get the Boot madmug. by Mrpreemo January 24, 2021
Get the The bootmug. by MrsUrbanDic December 12, 2017
Get the Bootmug. boot is an glamorous synonym for penis. if you want to use table etiquette but need to explain what ya got up to in the weekend, just replace cock with boot.
Get some boot in ya
by smashbox69 July 29, 2011
Get the Bootmug. by Science learner January 1, 2022
Get the Tiny bootsmug.