Beat my meat

When you enjoy meat like chicken nuggets or steak.

Mmmm, I love to “beat my meat”.

by bb.grl July 11, 2021

You beat everything

A polite way of telling someone what a giant fuck up he is

joe: You beat everything, Hunter. You know that?
hunter: Oh, come on, Dad
joe: You beat every-THING!
hunter: Ah, geez...

by thurb August 8, 2021

basement beat-down

1) A gathering of one group of people, where you beat the crap out of somebody that is not feeling well or is slightly depressed and then pour large amounts of water on him or her to wash away the depression."
2) The act of De-depressing

"That basement beat-down really helped that kid in the long run."

"People should sign up to go to a basement beat-down instead of therapy."

"The basement beat-down was very successful. We beat the sickness right out of him and washed it away with water."

by cankle man October 18, 2012

Beat Off Blister

The blister you get on your pecker shaft when you've masturbated so hard and so much. It only gets worse if you keep beating off. But why would you when it makes your Peter popper poop so good?

I don't have a girlfriend. I only have beat off blisters.

by Jellystone October 27, 2018

beating a dead penis

When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone

Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.

by TheNonErect August 9, 2023

beating walls down

stretching the vagina out while sex

Last night I was beating walls down after my dinner date

by CCG boss September 17, 2021

what da beat is

To ask someone "what is going on?"

Hey Sarah What da beat is?

by Shaheed and Sarah November 21, 2007