August 9th

if you are born on August 9th you are lonely asf and need attention before it becomes lethal
you have no frienfds and everyone thinks youre disgusting and ugly (including me)
you have no life and waste all your time playing League of legends instead of showering
you should honestly take a bath and walk outside away from your screen and touch some grass

random guy: youre so annoying of course you where born on August 9th
probably someone called Zephyr: i hate you
random guy: take a bath

by dinosaur with 500 teeth August 21, 2023

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August 1

The day i hate

August 1 is the day hell is born

Hell in august 1

by Meand you finnacry July 26, 2022

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August 22

National kiss your crush day

Boy: *kisses girl*
Girl: why did you do that?
Boy: it's August 22! national kiss your crush day
Girl:😘

by AizelAlikai August 21, 2022

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9th Of August Night

The 9th of August Night or better known as early night day is a day where individuals goon instead of going to shit parties and then go to bed early.

Dylan: “Hey Blake, wanna pull a 9th of August Night to miss benno’s party?”

Blake: “Hell yeah that party is gonna shit, I can’t wait to stay home and goon and go to bed early”

by T-Royrex July 27, 2025

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