August 4

National ask your crush out day!

Julie:it's august 4th)
will you go out with me

Simone(crush)
: sure

by constantly rejected August 5, 2021

Breana August

Breana August is a girl with fattest juiciest pussy that belongs to Reena Kaifa only. Her farts smell like a dead rotting fish but it’s okay. If you ever see one RUN cus she does bite.

“Hey did you see that girl Breana August at the mall today?”
“I saw her and booked it I wasn’t tryna get bit and she smelt like the ocean.”

by Fatpussylips June 25, 2021

July-August

if you were born in these months then your dad failed no nut november

“Fuck i just learned our dads failed no nut november”

“how?”

“we were born July-August“

“fuck”

by this username sucks August 8, 2021

National wash a window day on august 29

If you laugh even the slightest sounds like a window getting washed , then august 29 is your day!,

Boy1: hey bro isn’t national wash a window day on august 29, today?
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!

by Duck laugher April 12, 2023

1 August

National the strongest pairs day!

The first day of August is the day when the strongest pairs of lovers are formed. It's a great day to confess your feelings and propose a relationship!

— Today is 1 August! Do you want to be my girlfriend?

by meowmrew July 15, 2023

August 24

August 24 is a day known as “Kobe day” It is a day in which everybody takes off of school(if you have it) and everybody shows respect for the legend and pays their respects by wearing all Kobe/Laker apparel and playing basketball with your friends.

Hey can we go paint balling tomorrow? Nah, August 24 is Kobe day dude

by Kobe Kid January 28, 2020

August 24

Marcus appreciation day <3

WRITE A PARAGRAPH 2 THE MARCUS YK OR POST ABT THEM ON UR INSTA/SNAP/TIKTOK STORIES SAYING OR SHOWING HOW MUCH U APPRECIATE UR MARCUS !! pls i need 2 b loved tbh

we love marcus <33333 he's so cool nd hot nd stuff

sum1 get dis on tiktok we need a Marcus Appreciation Day ong

APPRECIATE UR MARCUS 2DAY .

loser : oh no its marcus appreciation day but i left him on seen months ago i regret it sm im a fucking idiot tbh

someone : omg its August 14?! MARCUS APPRECIATION DAY i need 2 write a paragraph or two abt how much i appreciate marcus rn!!

everyone : WE LOVE YOU MARCUS !!!!

marcus : thank you for appreciating me guys!! on marcus appreciation day<33333

August 24th a.k.a now known as marcus appreciation day is a day celebrating all the marcus' in the world

by s0apytitt!es May 30, 2022