anthony dalessio

Dick sucking porch monkey

Porch monkey Anthony dalessio watches people from his house.

by Porchmonkey1111 April 09, 2015

kyle anthony

actually the sweetest mf-ing guy ever, probably doesn’t get a lot of pussy, kind of a nerd, but overall someone you really want to be around

also probably a band kid
extra points if he plays the tuba or french horn

Look at him! He’s such a kyle anthony.

by ryuuk_den November 02, 2021

Anthony Ortiz

Someone who tends to stretch the truth

"Bro I just threw Bryce Halls birthday party" - "Ah C'mon bro your pulling an Anthony Ortiz"

by swagman123456 May 30, 2022

anthony mercado

The guy whose dick you want his dick inside of you

“I hope Anthony Mercado fucks me tonight”

by [e-mail] April 02, 2018