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Cuthbert Unit

A unit of measurement, that is soon to be added to the SI (International System of Units) which is used to measure the greed and selfishness of man by determining the value of a process variable (Cuthbert/ man), that will initiate an action (greed/ selfishness), resulting in a Full Scale Value with values ranging from low (millibert) to high (kilobert). Results may sometimes indicate an unmeasurable set, meaning greed levels are infinite and endless with greed and selfishness as bad as the elderly fuck named Cuthbert this unit of measurement is named after.
Can you believe the selfishness of that old bastard?!! I bet he measures pretty damn high in Cuthbert Units!!!!
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United States

Hey, have you traveled to the United States recently?

Hell no. I don't want to get black-bagged for simply admitting Israel is committing a genocide.
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Absolute Unit

Thick, Meat head, one that only thinks about their “unit”. Socially inept. No other thought can get past their “unit”.
That creepy douche was an absolute unit.
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Manchester United

person 1: I support Manchester United
person 2: Rubbish
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Typically refers to someone with a really long name, like Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako.
That name is a King Wilbur Wilbur Piggie I of the United Piggies of China from Arcadia, Gallifrey, PhD .
by Mr. Hee Hee September 8, 2020
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