v-jaz

Where one particularly sour individual stores his copious amounts of beach sand. Short for v-jay-jay, vagina.

When speaking to a particularly irritated or uncooperative co-worker/friend/etc. : "Maybe remove the sand from your v-jaz, and we can get this show on the road." aka "Stop being an immature douche-fuck, lets move on".

by Sandfree January 4, 2014

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