National kiss your homies day

On Friday may 13th kiss your homies to prove your respect to them

National kiss your homies day “Yo it’s kiss yo homies day” “kisses”

by Kiss your homies day May 12, 2022

Maintain Your Homeostasis

"Maintain Your Homeostasis" is one of many of Mr. Okezie's catch-phrases. It generally means to take four deep breaths, while taking your time of course, to the effect of reducing one's cortisol levels. He says this almost all the time....and it works.

Hey man, your messing up the vibe. It's a vibe....bruh. Maintain Your Homeostasis.

by phantomofthe0pera November 24, 2019

Before You Start Your Day

A twenty øne piløts song. Also the most fucking underrated song ever

Person 1: My favorite tøp song is Stressed Out
Person 2: Mine is Car Radio
Person 1: How bout you Person 3?
Person 3: Before You Start Your Day
Person 1 & 2: Ew that song sucks
Person 3: what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch?

by real_mrbreast June 9, 2025

Your Mom

Your mom is a phrase commonly used among little kids about 5 to 8 years of age as an insult or a "come-back".

"What are you doing?"
"Your Mom"

by Watch out girl March 13, 2022

Give your best friend a hug day

The day you give your best friend/friends a hug.

“Soooo…. Whyd you hug me?” “My bad bro it’s October 28th/give your best friend a hug day”

by Yourdadsadilf October 27, 2021

National Ride your boyfriend day

April 12th is national ride your boyfriend day. This is the day where girls do all the work. Cowgirl type shit.

I'm going to ride you today on national ride your boyfriend day.
Cowgirl style???

by Risawood April 11, 2023

A bitch in your ear

a feminine influence in one's life who manipulates a person's ideas of what's good and what's bad for their own self.

Typically achieved through emotional manipulation

"Little Caesars tastes so good when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you that it's nasty"

by uppity-downity February 24, 2024