Valentine's Day

It is widely ceberated worldwide, but it's haram in Islam. Muslims should not celebrate it, although many people don't know about it.

A: Why can't I celebrate Valentine's Day?
B: Because you're a Muslim. Valentine's Day is haram, do you know?

by KenanganLagenda February 14, 2023

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National Boris Day

Celebrated annually on February 25th, National Boris Day is a celebration of the act of defecating.

Hey, you want to do something for National Boris Day this year?

Nah, I'll probably be on the can or something.

by swimmer42 February 25, 2023

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No yapping day

Every valentine's day people aren't allowed to yap

Today's no yapping day, please shut the fuck up

by The anti yapper February 14, 2024

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Nigga of The Day

The best Nigga of The Day

The Nigga of The Day goes to, the one and only nigga child. The pickle chin ah boy kid.

by Googer Kid January 20, 2021

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First Day Of School

A day of school that looks anxiety producing and scary, but in reality isn't that bad.

Me in August: Noooo, the First Day Of School is in less than a month now! Homework, stress, 10 months of torture!

Me at the end of the first day of school: Huh, that was easy. There's no homework until a month from now. All I had to do was introduce myself.

by DaKing1234 August 12, 2024

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