Bruv, you person squish

The act of flattening a person with a door.

HAHAHA OMG, bruv, you person squish

by TensHorniness July 14, 2021

boy you schleep

When an individual is acting wild or dumb. Or saying something totally irrelevant.

This boy Lucas over here blarin his subs talkin bout how he can do backflips; boy you schleep

by Big daddy Landon January 26, 2016

you need to didnt hat

for when people have fucking strokes

eli, you need to didnt hat

by https.thebest March 25, 2021

As you do

A retarded way of saying 'like you do'

Me:Someone just kept talking through the movie.
You:As you do...
Me: I think you mean 'like you do'.

by DriesIsEenKut July 17, 2018

despite everything, its still you

The famous quote from Undertale that makes people regret their life choices after murdering many people

"Despite everything, its still you"
*puts down controller*
"Oh my god, I AM THE MONSTER

by the person of the year February 04, 2024

..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 09, 2024

I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up

A cringe roast used by junior/middle school girls, boys still hate this roast.

Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.

by Stupidwordsuslessinourlives September 06, 2022