Shit Day

It's like a Sick day, that you take off from school or work, except you aren't really "sick". you've just been put out of commission by a case of the shits. and you can't be out in public like this.

A: I took a sickday from work, but I wasn't really sick, I just had the shits last night from something I ate at McDonalds. I couldn't tell them that though.

B: Hey man, some times you just gotta take a shit day. I know how it is

by Dic Jacobus December 18, 2023

stop your shit

a term coined by a certain st.lucian graphics designer. Mean stop bothering me or stop talking.

cercie stop your shit.

by thelucianbatman July 1, 2023

No shit Sherlock

what people say to each other when someone states something very obvious, sherlock referencing the fictious detective Sherlock Holmes.

1: Jelly-fish live in the ocean.
2: Bruh. NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
1: Thank you, Watson!

by Augustluvs_kpop July 2, 2023

Gatorade Shit

Gatorade that's shit

"That's Gatorade shit"

by Smartperson69420 July 2, 2023

auf shits

The way jewish people say hello

Person 1: Auf Shits!
Person 2: Auf Shits, you too!

by b0dan12 July 3, 2023

emergency shit pinch

When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.

FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"

by Northern Hammer July 4, 2023

dog shit militia

The legendary rapper babytron has a rapper gang that he calls the shitty boyz dog shit milita.

“Ay shitty boyz dog shit militia u know what the fuck goin on”

by SHITTY BOYZ July 4, 2023