by Airheart May 23, 2022
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by Top chat February 11, 2021
Get the Max mug.A great phone, good cameras and good cpu. Not a ripoff like some people claim. People just want a good phone to use with a reliable camera. Nobody is forcing you to buy it. So don’t… If you don’t want it. It’s like saying a Bugatti is a rip off, just because it’s more expensive than an old used Honda. It’s personal choice.
by Eiffeltowerfan1234 June 23, 2022
Get the iPhone 11 Pro Max mug.Max is a very well known alias among the younger female population on discord. He reels them in by spreading lies and simping for them. He's most known for dating underaged egirls. Once he has you in his sights, he's locked on to you until you're forced to succumb to his edater life-style. The police are still unable to locate this man. If you have any leads on him, please report him to the police ASAP. Thank you.
Example:
Max: Hey cutie ;)
egirl under the age of 16: hi owo
Max: heyyy wanna start a streak? :3
egirl under the age of 16: not knowing right from wrong Sure! ^~^
Example:
Max: Hey cutie ;)
egirl under the age of 16: hi owo
Max: heyyy wanna start a streak? :3
egirl under the age of 16: not knowing right from wrong Sure! ^~^
by who the fuck even knows tbh February 25, 2023
Get the max mug.Max is someone who often feels alone—not because people don’t care, but because he struggles to let anyone in. He has deep-rooted trust issues, though what he may not realize is that the person he struggles to trust the most is himself.
He gives off the impression that he wants something serious, but when things start to get real, he pulls away. He disappears, only to reappear when it suits him, often leaving people confused and hurt. This back-and-forth isn’t out of malice—it’s a reflection of his inner confusion and emotional turmoil.
No matter how much love you offer Max, or how genuine your intentions are, his mind is often scattered—lost in a hundred different directions. He’s still trying to figure out who he really is. At times, he even takes on different personas, trying to become someone he’s not, just to be accepted or to avoid facing his true self.
Deep deep down, Max is a good person. But instead of showing his true self, he hides behind a mask—one that protects him, but also causes pain to those who care about him. He doesn’t mean to play with emotions; he’s simply lost, unsure of what he wants, and afraid to be vulnerable.
He gives off the impression that he wants something serious, but when things start to get real, he pulls away. He disappears, only to reappear when it suits him, often leaving people confused and hurt. This back-and-forth isn’t out of malice—it’s a reflection of his inner confusion and emotional turmoil.
No matter how much love you offer Max, or how genuine your intentions are, his mind is often scattered—lost in a hundred different directions. He’s still trying to figure out who he really is. At times, he even takes on different personas, trying to become someone he’s not, just to be accepted or to avoid facing his true self.
Deep deep down, Max is a good person. But instead of showing his true self, he hides behind a mask—one that protects him, but also causes pain to those who care about him. He doesn’t mean to play with emotions; he’s simply lost, unsure of what he wants, and afraid to be vulnerable.
by Mysticmoon916 May 25, 2025
Get the Max mug.A name for 5’5 red headed men who dress like they are German exchange students who work at Trader Joe’s. Nerds
Wow, I love how Max pulls off that lederhosen and floral name tag. I bet he knows where the pumpkin filled pretzels are.
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