You can see through both sides off a two way mirror
by xXC0DXXB0SSXx December 10, 2016
He's a proper Bobby-two-dinners
by Bobby-two-dinners April 30, 2019
When you Eiffel tower a chick, pass out and then she ghosts, and you wake up cuddling the other dude. It's not gay if it's a two gun cuddle.
by Homeschoolknows August 26, 2017
A squeaky voiced dumbshit that is like Adam Sandler in Water Boy that races Lawnmowers on a daily basis and is still struggling through puberty at the age of 69
by PinkPussyTom May 20, 2016
I drank WAY too much last night; woke up, looked in the mirror and my eyes looked like “two pissholes in a snowbank!”
by dmillswvu82 January 29, 2023
A enhancement of the popular terms for Two shits, Give a fuck and Give a shit. All of these terms used to describe how much you don't care.
When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.
Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.
Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
1. My boyfriend broke up with me because I cheated on him.
2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
by _Shaybear_ June 07, 2011
by Nite Owl December 22, 2005