Sad person

Your average destiny 2 player. They'll have spend over 500 hours in game and will call the game perfect no matter how much the devs mess up.

Friend: "He plays destiny 2 all day every day."
You: "Ah he's a sad person then."

by SamFurry November 27, 2021

Italian Sadness

Crying, shitting, and eating spaghetti.

Marco: Yo, how you doing Alessandro?
Alessandro: Not good, having a bit of "Italian Sadness".

by Kylithium December 3, 2021

Sad puppy

When you hang your best friend's dog from a ceiling fan and proceed to use it as a cum sock from further on.

Man your dog is the best! My favorite sad puppy ever.

by jiggernaut420 February 15, 2024

Sad Origin Story

A sub genre of kids videos, by YouTubers such as GameToons, Hornstromp Games, and others, featuring what claims to be the backstories of characters from mascot horror games, such as Poppy Playtime, Rainbow Friends, or even Skibidi Toilet, often involving people turning into these characters that are popular with kids. (Though not technically Huggygate/Elsagate, but fall under the same category.)

Handy Dan Sad Origin Story (Garten of Banban animation)

by Jack the Weirdo Thing February 29, 2024

Sad Man

Guyanese slang

a "sad man/girl" is a person who is strong or ready to fight. A hot head. crazy strong

That man is clear 100 acres of land by himself with only a cutlass. He gotta be a sad man.

by Nbboss April 1, 2024

Sad Hoe

Women that play the victim (especially married women or women in relationships), that attract men and use their “trauma” as a way to make men feel sorry for them and fall into her narrative so they can have their way with them and manipulate them. Usually cheaters, unhappy wives, with multiple boyfriends. They are master manipulators. Usually a baddie but a saddie.

Sad Hoe: My husband cheats on me, I want to divorce him.. you’re not like the rest I want you, not him.

Dumb guy: Yes, fuck him. I want you too..

Smart guy: Oh you married? Fuck all that, bye sad hoe.

by BakedBlackBean22 February 9, 2026