cheese on a board

Someone or somebody who isn't worth the time of day.
A trivial, unimportant topic of discussion that should promptly be dismissed for sheer stupidity and lack of depth and meaning.

"These hos ain't shit but cheese on a board."

by Cal_Pal June 8, 2016

cheese goal

1. When a flukey goal is scored in football(soccer), especially when on a computer game, which the defending team couldn't do anything to prevent. 2. Also known simply as 'cheese'

1. Kirk: What the fuck! Cheese goal, you lucky bastards.
2. Chris: Yeah,what a goal
Chad: Fuck off, you know that was cheese!

by SomeDayIWishUponAStar May 13, 2005

biggie cheese

A legend among animals. The greatest rapper of all time.

*Biggie Cheese walks in*
Biggie Cheese: Hi it's Biggie Cheese

by xxxCabooseKillerxxx October 23, 2018

Cheese Cancer

A rare condition (about 2 cases every 2 years) of the lymphatic system caused by some of the additives and chemicals used in the production of cheese-like products (i.e. Velveta, Kraft, American).

Typical symptoms include: wearing tight jeans, sitting too close to a monitor, loss of motor skills (i.e. falling), panic attacks, and inability to wake up before 11am.

As of now, there are no known remedies/cures for this type of cancer.

Growing up I had Velveta and american cheese 3 times a week, and now I have Cheese Cancer.

by 2dr June 10, 2009

wine-and-cheese

The act of drinking wine and eating cheese together.

See netflix-and-chill

We about to wine-and-cheese the fuck out.

by Sir-sonsa-lot March 30, 2019

substitute cheese

Something that McDonald's puts on their hamburgers instead of real cheese. Is made out of palm oil and does not really has a flavor but melts very well and is very, very cheap.

Customer; "I would like a nice juicy McHamburger with Cheddar cheese"
Nutritionist; "Actually, that's not cheese. It's substitute cheese. It just looks like cheese"

by Ronald Mac Donald October 20, 2008

cheese in hand

A cheese snack placed in the palm of the hand

"Man I'm hungry I could do with some cheese in hand"

by Thomas David Waddicar April 28, 2008