Coachella Taco

A girl that came back from Coachella with a vagina infected by herpes. Also a stage 1 blue waffle.

Yo, I almost had a Coachella Taco!

by Dr. Muerto April 26, 2019

lord taco

A massive gathering of fecal matter created from the exploration of a mans ass

After sex with Chris, Billy discovered lord taco on the sheets.

by Hitokiri1811 May 26, 2016

taco lemur

A very small and hairy mexican, generally with a high and squeaky voice.

Yo man, did you see that taco lemur? Man, he was tiny!

by Ding_Dong_Long_Schlong December 12, 2016

Taco Bell

Cheap alternative for laxatives

OH SHIT THE TACO BELL HIT GOTTA GET TO THE JOHN!

by Shang-Chi February 11, 2022

glossy taco

Glossy nail top coat mostly said by youtuber SimplyNailogical

"Now let's just put on that glossy taco"

by jewelstone April 18, 2018

lumpy taco

When a man with testicular warts fucks a Mexican girl

I gave this girl a lumpy taco last night.

by oldboyman July 25, 2015

taco sergeant

The dumb Mexican that leads illegal immigration across the US border. Usually dressed in a sombrero and bright green and red.

Taco Sergeant: Hola hombre, you need to make it across the border
White man: No you dirty Mexican. I'm legal, you should try it yourself

by Ihayechingchongsandniggers December 16, 2016