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Steve

A wonderful loving man who makes you smile. A best friend and lover in one. Sometimes harsh but always knows what to say and how to say it. He inspires loyalty and devotion from those around him. The man who others rely on but at times he will need someone to rely on and when he does he always turns to the same person.
Actually, Steve thinks he is a mature “man” aka a little boy over compensating for everything because he feels inferior to others due to his height and mediocre degree from a very below average university. Believes that he is the smartest guy in the room. Begins practicing martial arts in order to give himself a purpose but really just wants to use it as a conversation piece to appear stronger, bigger and more masculine. Has not gotten laid in the last 12 months, so he gives up masturbating and porn to justify the fact that he cannot get laid.

A short person, someone who has no reason to live. He’s got little hands and little eyes and walks around tellin' great big lies. He’s got a little nose and tiny little teeth.
Did you hear about Steve? That short guy from the Bagel Boss video who got his beat?
by Average Height Matt July 12, 2019
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Steve Dahl

A person that ruins stuff a lot of other people enjoy.
by RichaMar August 27, 2019
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Steve jobs party

A Steve Jobs Party,is when you and your lady/gentleman friend are watching a movie (probably the one about Steve jobs with Ashton Cutcher). And Your a lil cold. So you both put on your best turtle neck sweaters. And after a while longer you two start getting hot and heavy(still wearing your turtle necks) And that my friends is a Steve Jobs Party.
"Yo bro Stacie came over last night and we watched jobs with Ashton Cutcher "
"Was it a good movie"
"Nah,we got bored and had a Steve Jobs Party "
"Nice bro!!"
by CJG753 January 14, 2018
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Steve

Noun, an officer of Wells Fargo, a manager, who deals with retirnment plans.
It is commonly associated with onions and tacos, as well as being a father figure
"Hey wait your like a Steve to me."

"It's okay Gerald, what kind of a Steve would I be if I didn't save them."
by CosmicSugar0 December 20, 2019
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Steve Back

An absolute asshole that only cares about himself.
by CoffeeThatHadADarkRoast October 4, 2018
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Steve Madden

adj. The act of fucking either male or female with a leather dress shoe
1) Im going to steve madden my man while we 69 tonight, its gonna be an absolute shocking surprise!

2) Don't make me get my shoe and Steve Madden you!!
by The Sexi Sub March 10, 2021
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