Salty cracks

When someone knocks on the door when you’re getting your salad tossed and you’re angry about it

That damn encyclopedia salesman interrupted my salad toss! Gave me a real case of the salty cracks

by Emmy winning hentai August 11, 2020

Salty

someone who loves to say salty every two seconds and and is the only one who is actually upset

salty salty you are just salty

by salty is the only word i say August 18, 2019

Salty

Being salty is when you've got a foot up your ass and you can't quite get it out.

Damn, Makenzie was being hella salty at the beach the other day

by Loid Lancelot November 21, 2021

salty.99

Absolute Chad

My guys Salty.99 is good at apex

by Salty.99 May 5, 2021

Salty Balls

To fap to porn after raging at any kind of FPS, A insult among gamers

xXPR0F4Z3Xx: y dont u tak ur salty balls sumwere eslse u scrub

by xXxDUKF4K3RxXx January 28, 2016

Salty Spruyttus

The Salty Spruyttus is a sexual position in which a man lays on his back with his feet up near his head. A line of salt is applied to his erect shaft, and a lemon wedge is placed on his butthole. A tequila shot is taken (optionally from the belly button).

Dan and Andrew performed a Salty Spruyttus.

by xarumitzu August 4, 2020

Salty

In your feelings; butthurt. Not necessarily mad or pissed, although that is true in some cases.

Joey was clowning on Jane and she got all salty. She can't ever take a joke.

Stevie is salty that he didn't get the promotion even though he knew it was a long shot.

by Msgetitright December 30, 2016