Rhyming slang for spunk (gentlemans relish) and also a drinking establishment in South West England.
Mark - 'OOhhh AAhhh that feels so good, I am so close right now, where do you want me to come?'
Emma - 'Come on big boy, just Salty Monk on my face'
Emma - 'Come on big boy, just Salty Monk on my face'
by AliUK September 16, 2010
Get the Salty Monkmug. by Spideroh1 March 3, 2016
Get the Saltymug. The act of feeding the female partner something sour and then sticking your dick in their puckered mouth.
by YNWL January 22, 2019
Get the Salty Lemonmug. Referring to something or someone who is incredibly mean and "salty" to everyone. Also someone who pulls off amazing roasts.
by Broken Mirror May 3, 2018
Get the Saltymug. When you are receiving a blowjob, and you spin your penis in a rapid circular motion, as you are jizzing onto a face.
My dad asked me if I had ever given a girl a salty hurricane , in front of my mom. Talk about embarrassing, because I did.
by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017
Get the Salty hurricanemug. by SaltySasquatch March 28, 2024
Get the salty Sasquatchmug. When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.
I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.
by Juanaconda May 31, 2022
Get the Salty Geoffmug.