A person who brags of their ability. Often seen in military educated people. Boasts about achievements as a way to charm the ladies/gentlemen into sexual endeavours, but when their abilities are called upon they piss their pants.
by Greyman63 June 17, 2019
Get the Fucking fruit saladmug. making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.
reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.
by unicorneggheadpony April 3, 2020
Get the dirty fruit saladmug. by [icanmakeadeadfrogdance] October 9, 2018
Get the suddenly pasta saladmug. Someone who had deformed uneven squishy knees because they’ve spent too much time on them performing lewd acts
by Duchess of Sussex July 2, 2019
Get the Salad tossing kneesmug. The act of feeling solid poop while fingering your partner. Almost like Salad Tossing but with your finger and poop.
by Legionkingz October 4, 2021
Get the Solid Salad Tapmug. A salad made with Romaine lettuce leaves that has been fermented, deep inside the anal cavity, for several weeks. Will have the nice smell and texture of fresh salmon. Made famous by, The Canadian Young Pope.
Good day you Hoser, you want to try some of my Nova Scotia salad?
Take off! The last Scotian salad I had gave me Hep A!
Take off! The last Scotian salad I had gave me Hep A!
by Anal OPA April 23, 2018
Get the Nova Scotia saladmug. Caesar Salad Syndrome (CSS) is a minimally pernicious set of symptoms, usually presenting as a very involved and helpful person. Often associated with the phrase, "It takes a village", persons with CSS feel concerned with and achieve satisfaction from helping others. Effected persons often have an idiosyncratic craving for Caesar Salad.
If I could shake this Caesar Salad Syndrome, I could take care of my own needs. I have bills to pay!
by ElCommissioner August 17, 2020
Get the Caesar Salad Syndromemug.