suddenly pasta salad

when your friend turns into pasta salad suddenly
I got hit with a softball and I was suddenly pasta salad.
by [icanmakeadeadfrogdance] October 10, 2018
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Chicken salad dick

When someone's dick cheese is left alone for too long and starts to resemble the texture of chicken salad.
Dude, Justin hasn't washed his dick in so long that he probably has chicken salad dick!
by Creble April 17, 2022
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Salad tossing knees

Someone who had deformed uneven squishy knees because they’ve spent too much time on them performing lewd acts
She’s spent so much time tossing salad she’s got salad tossing knees
by Duchess of Sussex July 02, 2019
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Caesar Salad Syndrome

Caesar Salad Syndrome (CSS) is a minimally pernicious set of symptoms, usually presenting as a very involved and helpful person. Often associated with the phrase, "It takes a village", persons with CSS feel concerned with and achieve satisfaction from helping others. Effected persons often have an idiosyncratic craving for Caesar Salad.
If I could shake this Caesar Salad Syndrome, I could take care of my own needs. I have bills to pay!
by ElCommissioner August 17, 2020
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potato salad explosion

You had a big diarrhea
"yo I just had a potato salad explosion"
by Ozzy & sam September 29, 2020
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Solid Salad Tap

The act of feeling solid poop while fingering your partner. Almost like Salad Tossing but with your finger and poop.
I went to go finger Sally's ass but I ended up Solid Salad Tapping her..
by Legionkingz October 04, 2021
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mountain grove salad

Taking your partner/ lover into the bedroom or jeep or destination of choice, making a quick or long romp session, finishing without much clean up that is quickly followed up with a trip to China grove for cashew chicken.
“Hey Carol, you see those two over there sitting by the windah?”
“Sure do Ken”
“They look tore up! Why their hair all messy and they look a bit sweaty and have a smell of something I ain’t bout to say”

“Welp Ken… looks like a typical Mountain Grove salad

“All be, glad to see these youngins keeping it alive. Go panthers”
by Dianne Keading 1969 November 30, 2021
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