My future husband.
Christmas at Grandmas House.
December 25,2020
Rice - Will you open this box?
Victoria - ( opens it up ).
Rice - ( Gets down on one knee ).
Victoria - ( In shock ).
Rice - Will you marry me?
Victoria - Yes I will.
December 25,2020
Rice - Will you open this box?
Victoria - ( opens it up ).
Rice - ( Gets down on one knee ).
Victoria - ( In shock ).
Rice - Will you marry me?
Victoria - Yes I will.
by He’s the One for Me July 17, 2020
Get the Ricemug. A drunk fucker:
A person who over drinks like an emperor and usually fucks people over. Rice is an idiom for fucking from the Chinese 炒飯 which can be used as both a verb (to fry rice) or a noun (fried rice.) It is used in China and Taiwan to mean sex or have sex.
A person who over drinks like an emperor and usually fucks people over. Rice is an idiom for fucking from the Chinese 炒飯 which can be used as both a verb (to fry rice) or a noun (fried rice.) It is used in China and Taiwan to mean sex or have sex.
by LastNameFirstName July 21, 2022
Get the Rice Emperormug. Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.
Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!
Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...
Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!
Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...
Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!
by Gumbly Simpson August 7, 2022
Get the Paper Ricemug. "Debating whether to get three or four orders of rice with my two orders of Kung Pao chicken is giving me rice anxiety."
by Minty P December 24, 2024
Get the Rice Anxietymug. by fjanzjdnzjxhs July 31, 2021
Get the Rice Krispy Treatmug. by Alissavioletbiggestfan October 27, 2017
Get the Rice gummug. by JoveInvictus March 1, 2022
Get the Rice Puddingmug.