total._.poser02

Lifesaver. Love you floor lover<3

Someone: Who saved your life?

Me: It was total._.poser02 !

by Miss.johanssons.necklace April 10, 2022

L pose

Means you always lose but you are not a loser. ur a walking L.

That guy take a picture with L pose

by whotfcaresaboutnickname July 28, 2022

Ass Poseidon

When you squirt watery shit straight out your ass with the force of Poseidon himself

Jake, my tummy is doing a gurgley wurgley. Looks like I’m going to have Ass Poseidon tonight…

by Speedge McFast August 11, 2022

Vim poser

A person who uses the text editor Vim extensively, especially in public and social spaces, with the implicit goal of signaling one´s technical acuity and/or alignment with free and open-source philosophy.

A: Jona uses Vim all the time too but he´s not making use of even the most basic keybindings.
B: Man this guy is such a vim poser...

by metaironicshitpostings July 11, 2022

bitches pose

the bitches pose is when you hold up your pointer finger, your ring finger and pinky finger it means you pull many bitches (10 - 14 bitches to be exact)

when you take a photo and you have many bitches hold up the bitches pose

by hollylover14 July 12, 2022

Suicide Pose

A pose in which someone intentionally photographs themselves holding a gun, knife, or any object capable of ending their life, in a manor that conveys suicidal ideation and the desire to take ones own life (such as holding a gun to their head).

*News broadcast*: The shooter can be seen in this photo doing what is known online as a 'suicide pose'.

by Gigamicasus October 5, 2022

Suicide Pose

A pose where someone photographs themselves holding a gun, knife, or any object capable to taking ones own life, in a manor that conveys suicidal ideation (such as holding a gun to ones own head).

*News broadcast*: The shooter can be seen in this photo doing that is known online as a 'suicide pose'.

by Gigamicasus October 5, 2022