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Jordan Elbridge

Jordan Elbridge is a town in New York where all the ugly ass, druggy crackheads, bumfucks, mullet wearing twerps, slutty ass whores, racist ass bitches, social rejects live.

Jordan Elbridges School is even worse, you got the slutty girls, the slutty guys, and then the rest are just fucked up in the head, The kids there will treat you like shit and make you feel like absolute fucking nothing. DONT move out to Elbridge or Jordan New York. You will regret it.
Jordan Elbridge is trash.
by ghost4444 October 16, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan (johr-dahn)- Jordan is a major douche and doesn't understand real love. He may seen cute at first to may but he isn't as true as you think. Jordan is popular and has many friends, but you should stay away from him. Jordans are heart-breaker and may be pathological liars. He isn't very smart and is known for asking stupid questions. Beware of Jordans.
OMG Jordan literally broke up with me! That heartbreaker doesnt understand my passion!
by xxFacts4LIieXx December 3, 2019
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Jordan

An enby that is wanted by every woman who has ever seen them. Gets laid very often and has a VERY huge penis. They're extremely good looking. They have the most gorgeous eyes in the universe and has been told to be a model. But spits game like a champ.
Get you a fucking Jordan!
by indirecterection October 9, 2020
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Jordan P

Most jealous person ever, loves to simp over his friends gf, if he could he would cheat on his best friend with his gf. Is a really good friend, but a massive SIMPPPPPPPPPPPP
Omg stop being so jealous jordan P
Jordan P is such a simp
Jordan P is so jealous
by Your-mum-super- fat1234 November 17, 2020
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Jordan

A handsome sexy beaner that wants to make popsicles out of Viane’s discharge.
Look at Jordan! He’s making popsicles out of vianes discharge!
by DischargeCreator November 24, 2021
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Jordan

A very smart, intelligent person. Is also good at racing. And has millions of friends.
by BROTHER JIT May 29, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan, is the luckiest guy in the world to have his amazing girlfriend but is also a mad shagger and is da best at sex
"ey see that guy, I hear he's a Jordan"
"OHH HE MUST BE GREAT IN BED I'LL GO TALK TO HIM"
by Jordan1601 May 9, 2021
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