by 123LOLFUNNYGUY October 10, 2022
The theory (or rather, fact) that the Jewish religion or a section of the Jewish religion committed/orchestrated the September 11th attacks on the World Trade Center.
by jewthatdidwtc March 28, 2010
Alternative to "Jew me Over.
by Bandit Z3 May 22, 2016
"Leafy is a nigger loving Jew"
by DumbCuntBoi June 23, 2016
by 999Indigo May 25, 2013
To be completely embracing Judiasm, and consider oneself as a practicing Jew. Must have strong lineage, too.
A 'Straight up Jew' must be completely practicing, and not jew-ish.
A Straight up Jew would do the following:
1)Celebrate Haunnakah, with the candles
2)Study the Torah
3)Not celebrate Christmas
4)Have a jewish mother
5)Know how to prounounce those tricky "hhhlaahck" sounds
6)Go to temple every week.
A 'Straight up Jew' must be completely practicing, and not jew-ish.
A Straight up Jew would do the following:
1)Celebrate Haunnakah, with the candles
2)Study the Torah
3)Not celebrate Christmas
4)Have a jewish mother
5)Know how to prounounce those tricky "hhhlaahck" sounds
6)Go to temple every week.
Hannah: Mr Goldblatt, are you a Straight up Jew, or are you Jew-ish?
Mr Goldblatt: I am Straight up Jew, ach!
Mr Goldblatt: I am Straight up Jew, ach!
by g-diggity February 24, 2008
When you are being cheap without knowing it (it's used to warn people that they are doing something cheap/jewish). Usually used with Jewish people.
Man1: Would you please spare a dime for children in need?
Man2: Umm...I don't think I can do that(walks away)
Man3(to Man2): Wow you couldn't spare a dime? Your jew is showing.
Man2: Umm...I don't think I can do that(walks away)
Man3(to Man2): Wow you couldn't spare a dime? Your jew is showing.
by goldinismyname December 08, 2010